THE CITY OF ROSES
-you stuff peanut butter m&ms into your plain old donut because you've been inspired by a hole in the wall on third ave
-youre creeped out by rich kids who live on haight but tease their hair to look like a punk-hippie hybrid bum.
-other west coasters call you a granola kid. AND, you take it as a compliment.
-austin fucking texas is a joke. they dont have the roxy, or their cheesy fries.


JOE MCARTHY RICHARD NIXAN STUDEBAKER TELEVISION NORTH KOREA SOUTH KOREA MARILYN MONROE
RYAN STARTED THE FIRE!!!